| The day I left my job as
an executive secretary to become a professional astrologer, I relinquished
my all-purpose, banal, non confrontational answer to the universal cocktail
party icebreaker: "What do you do?" In a society where
who you are is so completely defined by your job, this was no small loss.
Because mine is a controversial profession and I dislike confrontation
in social settings, I hedge..."A writer." "A student." Not
that these aren't true, but they feel like a lie of omission. But
every now and then, when the vibe is right or I'm feeling feisty, I answer
proudly: "I'm an astrologer."
This statement certainly
jump-starts a conversation, whether or not that's what you had in mind.
Most people have a dim notion of what astrology is and what they think
about it, and the only thing more disturbing than those who hate it,
is those who unquestioningly embrace the icky, popularized brain drain
they think is astrology. In fact, my notion of hell is
being a guest at an eternal cocktail party of southern Baptists, biochemists,
and fans of Cosmopolitan's Bedside Astrologer. Satan
himself would no doubt greet me with a toothy leer and a cheeky, "So tell
me, how does Capricorn get along with Libra?" Just swell, Beelzebub.
Now pass me that champagne cocktail.
Recently I received an e-mail
from a vivacious, intelligent, and well educated friend who has fallen
in love with astrology and who, in her enthusiasm, naively shared her excitement
about the subject with a couple of loved ones. She was bewildered
and amazed by their uncompromisingly venomous responses to just the word
astrology. As an 11 year veteran of the astrology wars, I wasn't
surprised in the least.
She wondered how I, a notorious
placater, coped with such unpleasant confrontations with astrology's detractors.
Here, with slight revisions, was my response to her:
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"Astrology has a stupid,
ditzy reputation and the fault for that lies squarely with astrologers.
Most people have been exposed only to lowest common denominator astrology,
most of which is appalling, and therefore they can't be blamed for looking
down their noses at it. Then there are those who feel astrology
is the devil's handiwork; this can be blamed on organized religion,
who saw astrology as taking power away-- not from God (as many of them
claim), but from them, and therefore banned it outright.
There is a basic misunderstanding
about astrology: that it serves to predict the future. I'm not
saying nobody uses it that way; in fact, a great many do.
I'm just saying it's a limiting, impractical way to apply astrology
to individuals, one that doesn't work reliably for one very good reason:
human beings have free will. We have brains that work and make
decisions. So instead of celebrating astrology's poetic and imaginative
possibilities--its ability to introduce meaningful dialogue based on
the "rough draft" of the birth chart--many insecure and well-meaning
astrologers attempt to "prove" astrology's validity (to a scientific community
which will never, ever acknowledge astrology's right to exist) by making
specific forecasts which prove inaccurate about 50% of the time, thus making
astrology look stupid all over again.
So people can't really be
blamed for their mistrust and dislike of astrology, whatever their reasons.
But it is very frustrating for those of us who sense astrology's eloquence,
to be thwarted in our attempts to discuss it with most everyone else.
As for confrontations...well,
I used to fight that good fight on astrology's behalf. Now, I
am very careful about the answer I give when I'm asked, "And what do you
do?" I gauge my audience carefully. I feel that if people
have venomous feelings about astrology, I can serve astrology best by letting
them get to know me without astro-prejudice, as a normal, sensible, down
to earth kind of gal; then if it "leaks out" that I have an interest
in astrology, they are more likely to give astrology a closer look. If
I do it the other way around, they can dismiss both me and astrology out
of hand.
Steven Forrest has published
a slim paperback called "The Night Speaks" which you might want
to check out. He addresses this very subject with characteristic
élan in the forward, and the rest of the book serves as a kind of
defense of astrology. Good reading."
* * *
As astrologers we really
love astrology and have the greatest respect for the profession, because
we have seen just how powerfully and transformationally it can speak to
us and our clients. That's how I, and probably you, ended up
in this predicament. But it's very hard to come up with a 25 words
or less sales pitch for astrology, and it sucks to be put into a position
where you even need such a sales pitch to constantly defend your profession.
I'm sure morticians, dentists,
massage therapists, and IRS agents would know exactly what I'm talking
about.
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