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Tutorial: Constructing an Astrology Reading
My Job (and Welcome to It)
How I Learned Astrology
How I Found Some Clients
Astrologers and Money: Let's Talk Turkey
Psychic Fiends Network
11 Steps to Angst-Free Astrology
When Bad Readings Happen to Good Astrologers
Fear and Loathing at a Cocktail Party
Goodbye, Big Red
Hello, Bigger Red!
A Psychic Does Astrology
Astro*Buffet
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Astrolounge Astrology for Astrologers
Astropolitically Incorrect

How I Learned Astrology

Warning! Contains laudatory sentiments concerning Linda Goodman!  (go to story)


Tutorial: Constructing an Astrology Reading

One astrologer's systematic approach to the mysterious process of preparing for an astrology reading, complete with graphs, forms, outlines, and examples. (go to tutorial)

'And what do YOU do?' Fear and Loathing at a Cocktail Party

As if astrology itself weren't tough enough, scientists, religious fundamentalists, and other loved ones line up to take their shots

'Give my creation...LIFE!' How I Did It!

How I faced the mean streets of LA and came back with a fistful of clients for a few dollars more. (go to story)

My Job (and Welcome to It)

So how did I become an astrologer?
How do any of us become what we are?  (go to story)

Goodbye, Big Red
by Natori Moore

Correspondent Natori Moore bids farewell to a beloved astrological colleague. (go to story)

Hello, Bigger Red!
by Natori Moore

You never forget your first love. But sometimes, if you wait long enough, love that better suits your growth comes along. (go to story)

'No more lotto numbers...EVER!' Psychic Fiends Network

I was a sweatshop psychic shill!

'Why, it's a tertiary progressed quindecile!' A Psychic Does Astrology
by Deane Driscoll

Anyone else out there have a problem calling astrology a science? (more)

'Take that, Astroscum!' When Bad Readings Happen to Good Astrologers

Despite your best efforts, sincerity, and careful preparation, some readings suck anyway.

Feelin' kicky! 11 Steps to Angst-Free Astrology!

How I liberated myself from astrology's unsavory darkside of bad checks, no-shows, and other bad vibes. (go to story)

Astrologers and Money:
Let's Talk Turkey

At least one person of your acquaintance has said, "Hey, you should be charging for this!"  What are you waiting for?

'Have a nosh, darlings' Astro*Buffet

Forget caviar and champagne cocktails, or sprouts and wheat grass juice--what gathering of astrologers would be complete without sugar, caffeine, and nicotine?  Have a nosh, darlings